Zut Alors!

thebootydiaries:

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

(Source: pastabot, via thebootydiaries)

glorianas:

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

(via atthedreamersball)

Guys i was jacking off and my mom came home in the middle of it and and i got scared so i literally have a pulsating dildo in my vagina… wwjd?